Doctor visit

[R0cketer]

A man goes into the doctor.

He says "Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put
your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!"

The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to hear
"Gimme 20 bucks, I really need 20 bucks."

"I've never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has
this been going on." The doctor asked.

"That's nothing Doc. Put your ear to my knee."

The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say "Man,
I really need 10 dollars, just lend me 10 bucks!!"

"Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never seen anything
like this." The doctor was dumbfounded.

"Wait Doc. That's not it. There's more, just put your ear up to
my ankle." The man urged him.

The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle
plead, "Please, I just need 5 dollars. Lend me 5 buck please if
you will."

"I have no idea what to tell you," the doctor said. "There's nothing
in about it in my books!" he said as he frantically searched all
his medical reference books.

"I can make a well educated guess though. Based on life and all
my previous experience I can tell you that your leg seems to be
broke in three places."

[imported_Coach]

alright, i admit that i don't get this one. maybe someone can explain it to coach?

broke, no money. broke, leg.

[imported_Coach]

thanks. i get it now. hate to admit it, but no really funny. oh well. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[R0cketer]

Nah it was more one of those so corny it was slightly humorous to me. I get about 200 jokes a day, or it seems that way, most of them are repeats we've all heard 1000 times. I try to pick out the ones I hadn't heard.